I do not relate to this

Sorry Im Very Proudly AmericanSorry Im Very Proudly American

Self-Aiming Smart Rifle
Kaws
Our Men In Blue
Salt
Costco

Sinking my Teeth into Raw Groin of Freshly Murdered Country Bison
Diaper Experimentation
Gun Activism
Picking at Your Scabs
Staring Directly into the Sun

Sittin' Back
Chillaxing
Reclining in the LA-Z BOY

12 Rules for Life by J.B. Peterson
The Case Against Immigration by Roy Beck
Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Freedman

Gays
Homos
Homosexuals

Everclear
Jack Daniels
Samuel Adams