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honey-nut Cheerios
iOS 12.1.7
Business Incubators
Arcteryx
The Office Bean-Bag Room
Riding on Motorized Scooters
Gentrification
Trolling CS Newbs on StackOverflow
Networking
Doxxing people for their Twitter handles

Ayahuasca
LSD
Shrooms
Peyote
DMT

Reusable Straws
Soylent
Hydroflasks
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Yearly
Bi-Monthly